Studies show that the more birthdays you have, the longer you live.Rude that you’re older than me, but ok.I ain’t ever gonna stop loving you, b*tch.” Happy birthday. Here’s to getting older, but never wiser.What Your Birthday Color Says About You.I’m such a good friend, I forgot how old you are.I’m so glad we’re gonna grow old together and that you have a head start.Happy birthday! Consider this gift payment for putting up with me all these years.You might be asking: “So, you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?” And the answer is yes.I would walk through fire for you… but, uh, just send me your birthday wish list instead.Nothing is better than a best friend… unless it's a best friend with cake.Happy birthday to my BFF…my BFFL…BSF? I don’t know, whatever the kids are calling it these days.This is actually a thank you card for your mom. Happy birthday to my emotional support friend.It’s probably time to start lying about your age.I distinctly remember, your birthday was LAST year.” -Tangled (2010) One year closer to retinol and retirement!.It’s your birthday! My second favorite birthday of the year!.Next year, we'll celebrate from the nursing home.Your candles won’t be the only thing getting lit tonight.You bring the pretty, I’ll bring the party.When I’m with you, every day is apathy.BirthDAY? Baby, you deserve a whole week.Happy birthday to the coolest chick I know.“Go shawty, it’s your birthday!” -50 Cent.May all your cupcakes have extra frosting.No one will ever be as entertained with us as us–and I like it that way.
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